Friday, May 13, 2005

An Ewok?

Ok, Now I've Seen Everything!

He has pierced his face with a bicycle!

And I thought Corset piercing was weird!

Speaking of putting things where they don't belong!

Imagine This guy at a party!

Whoa! What is that?


This is ART?

This guy is certifiable. Do people PAY for this?

Thursday, May 12, 2005

Wednesday, May 11, 2005

Ice Cream Man Goes Postal

Ice cream vendor ordered to cool off

Nazzareno Didiano, 44, stopped dishing out peanut butter bars and Blue Bunnies last May 12 and began pummeling a pudgy-faced Bloomfield teen during a meltdown.

"I told him he didn't need any ice cream anyway because he's fat," said Didiano.

"He instigated the whole thing," said Didiano, who is looking for a new job.

Washington Scare

The Capital Building was apparently evacuated in a hurry today after a wayward (?) Cessna flew into the restricted airspace approximately three miles from the White House.

Apparently the FBI is now questioning the occupants.

Tuesday, May 10, 2005

You've Got Wrinkles Where?

Doctors: Vaginal Cream May Be Harmful For Face

Via The Drudge
"The fact is, the skin under the eyes is very, very sensitive. If you notice a lot of medicines, say 'not around your eyes.' So, I have significant concerns because I believe it has some steroid cream in it and steroid cream thins the skin and it may actually bring out dark circles and things like that," Hoffman said."Be advised about what you are doing and that it is kind of nonsensical. There are better things," Wolfe said."Personally, if something is meant for my 'hu-ha', I don't think I'm going to put it on my eyes," Hoffman added.
Um, if it's going to irritate my face-I'm not gonna put it in my "hu-ha" for sure.
Now that's some skin that is "very, very sensitive".

I get a kick out of stupid stories like this. If the doctors don't even know enough about the medicine to know if it will or will not irritate "sensitive skin" then what are they doing handing out prescriptions for it. Good Grief.

What's in a Name

Your Japanese Name Is

Hisa Takahashi

Your Mexican Name is

Doña Thalia

Your Aliases

Your movie star name: Miami Ray

Your fashion designer name is Sarah Paris

Your socialite name is Lula Bell Pizza

Your fly girl / guy name is Lion S

Your detective name is Col Woodbridge

Your barfly name is Awesome Mudslide

Your soap opera name is Elizabeth DoverHill

Your rock star name is Cheetah Twizzler

Your star wars name is Sarsli Colchr

Your punk rock band name is The Bloated Goo

What A Girl Wants

Well, this one at least

The Keys to Your Heart

You are attracted to obedience and warmth.

In love, you feel the most alive when your lover is creative and never lets you feel bored.

You'd like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring.

You would be forced to break up with someone who was insecure and in constant need of reassurance.

Your ideal relationship is traditional. Without saying anything, both of you communicate with your hearts.

Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.

You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred.

In this moment, you think of love as something you thirst for. You'll do anything for love, but you won't fall for it easily.

Oh Gross!

Yuck Yuck Yuck There are so many things wrong with this I'm not even going to start. See Felipe's rant instead.

Update: Ok so I decided to start.

Now That's Just Silly

Monday, May 09, 2005

Every movement that seeks to enslave a country, every dictatorship or potential dictatorship, needs some minority group as a scapegoat which it can blame for the nation’s troubles and use as a justification of its own demands for dictatorial powers. In Soviet Russia, the scapegoat was the bourgeoisie; in Nazi Germany, it was the Jewish people; in America, it is the businessmen. -- Ayn Rand

Wednesday, May 04, 2005

Get Complimented

What An Idiot

(Or "Why I'm Glad I'm Not in the UK")

Tuesday, May 03, 2005

pic of the day

They Really Know Me !

Your Birthdate: August 6

A birthday on the 6th of the month adds a tone of responsibility, helpfulness, and understanding to your natural inclinations.

Those born on the sixth are more apt to be open and honest with everyone, and more caring about family and friends, too.

This is a number associated with responsibility and caring - this birthday lends a degree of concern for others.

I'm a sucker for Blogthins, what can I say.

Found Via Fulcrum Monkey