Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Pocket Rockers

I told you they exist. They are real. I'm not nuts. I just grew up in the 80's!

Thursday, September 21, 2006

Pay Up

Your Life Is Worth...

$681,500

Duh

You Are 100% Capitalist, 0% Socialist

You're a capitalist pig - and proud of it.
You believe that business makes the world great...
And you'd never be ashamed of being rich!

I just like the picture

Your Five Factor Personality Profile

Extroversion:

You have low extroversion.
You are quiet and reserved in most social situations.
A low key, laid back lifestyle is important to you.
You tend to bond slowly, over time, with one or two people.

Conscientiousness:

You have medium conscientiousness.
You're generally good at balancing work and play.
When you need to buckle down, you can usually get tasks done.
But you've been known to goof off when you know you can get away with it.

Agreeableness:

You have medium agreeableness.
You're generally a friendly and trusting person.
But you also have a healthy dose of cynicism.
You get along well with others, as long as they play fair.

Neuroticism:

You have high neuroticism.
It's easy for you to feel shaken, worried, or depressed.
You often worry, and your worries prevent you from living life fully.
You tend to be emotionally reactive and moody. Your either flying very high or feeling very low.

Openness to experience:

Your openness to new experiences is high.
In life, you tend to be an early adopter of all new things and ideas.
You'll try almost anything interesting, and you're constantly pushing your own limits.
A great connoisseir of art and beauty, you can find the positive side of almost anything.

I knew it!

Your Ideal Pet is a Little Dog

You're both high strung, hyper, and cute.

You're one of the few people who can get away with carrying your little dog in a little bag.

Saturday, February 18, 2006

Out of Ideas




Your Personality Profile



You are dependable, popular, and observant.

Deep and thoughtful, you are prone to moodiness.

In fact, your emotions tend to influence everything you do.



You are unique, creative, and expressive.

You don't mind waving your freak flag every once and a while.

And lucky for you, most people find your weird ways charming!

Reclaim Your Brain

What Your Face Says

At first glance, people see you as down to earth and reliable.

Overall, your true self is passionate and physical.

With friends, you seem logical, detached, and a bit manipulative.

In love, you seem intelligent and a bit intimidating.

In stressful situations, you seem sad and helpless.

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Who Should Paint You: Andy Warhol



You've got an interested edge that would be reflected in any portrait

You don't need any fancy paint techniques to stand out from the crowd!

Tuesday, October 18, 2005

Well, there you have it

I am 39% Asshole/Bitch.
Part Time Asshole/Bitch.
I may think I am an asshole or a bitch, but the truth is I am a good person at heart. Yeah sure, I can have a mean streak in me, but most of the people I meet like me.


Or, on a bad day I can be:

I am 55% Asshole/Bitch.
Sort of Assholy or Bitchy!
I am abrasive, some people really hate me, but there may be a group of other tight knit assholes and bitches that I can hang out with and get me. Everybody else? Fuck ‘em.


Maybe I'm not sooo bad after all ;)

Friday, June 24, 2005

Cool Trivia

Your birth tree is

Poplar, the Uncertainty

Looks very decorative, no self-confident behaviour, only courageous if necessary, needs goodwill and pleasant surroundings, very choosy, often lonely, great animosity, artistic nature, good organiser, tends to philosophy, reliable in any situation, takes partnership serious.

You are 785,252,748 seconds old.
Wanna try it?

Tuesday, June 14, 2005

That Oughtta Teach 'Em

A friend sent these to me. Sorta fits in with all the wacky pix here so...

FURIOUS South African women have called for a controversial new anti-rape device, dubbed a “rat trap”, to be banned by the Government.
The tampon-like device, invented by a woman, supposedly protects women from rapists by cutting into a man’s penis.


The device - which has been patented by its inventor, Sonette Ehlers - is worn like a tampon but is hollow.

In the event of a rape, she says, it will fold around the rapist's penis and attach itself with microscopic hooks. It is impossible to remove the clamped device without medical intervention.


Aye Carumba !

Friday, May 13, 2005


An Ewok?

Ok, Now I've Seen Everything!

He has pierced his face with a bicycle!

And I thought Corset piercing was weird!

Speaking of putting things where they don't belong!

Imagine This guy at a party!